Tuesday, April 24, 2012

New Bible Translation:

Some scholars, with the aid of grants from the BCU and ACA, have combined some obscure passages of the bible with their linguistic and newly learned kayaking and small boat knowledge. With these powerful intellectual tools, they have discovered a rare passage (where inthe bible it is will be disclosed in their upcoming paper in Sea Kayak Magazine), deals with heaven and hell...and clearly states that
evil kayakers who go to hell will be damned to eternal

sanding.

Paddle safe...
DS

6 comments:

Steve Gordon said...

Hey, I thought you had finished building already, ha ha now you pay the price.

Duncan / Joan said...

Gee Silbs, after all those years of theological studies, I can't believe I missed that scriptural reference? But then again, I've never been much on the idea of "hell" - unless it's "eternal banishment from paddling"! :) Duncan.

Ron said...

Hmmm I can think of a few things I'd rather be doing ..

SherriKayaks said...

". . .where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth."

DaveO said...

Ah sanding. It seemed like I sanded and sanded and sanded on my Chesapeake LT and then decided that my goal was to have it look really nice from the curb when it went by at 25mph on a roof rack. I was then at peace.

Silbs said...

Thanks to all the biblical scholars for comments. DaveO: I know Mark would like me to end the project with varnish; but that will require all the more and meticulous sanding...so, I am thinking paint.