Try Something Different

Look, you can paddle any day of the year and see pretty fall colors. And I know you will travel many miles to attend a symposium or to hear a paddler of note demonstrate rolls or show their latest DVD. But you've done all that, over and over. Maybe you should try something different. Although I am not a paddler of note and do not have a DVD to sell, I will be presenting in the twin cities area, and I happen to know that there is space for you. On November 8th, it's a Saturday, I will be at Crowne Plaza Bloomington in Bloomington, Mn. Won't you join me for a fast-paced fun filled day of learning?
I won't be covering rolling or strokes, but I will show you lovely slides of myocardial infarctions (heart attacks), irregular heart rhythms, cholesterol disorders and valvular disorders. Just think how you will, after a day of all that, be able to amaze your friends and keep them entertained for hours. Of course, beer will help the process. Speaking of which:

Friday (maybe Saturday) evening, I will probably be meeting Lady Linda's nephew and his wife for dinner of some sort, and I am sure that there will be time for a short happy hour before I have to crash and rest up for 6 hours of lecturing. The same possibilities will hold true for Saturday evening (I am staying over for a flight home on Sunday). If the squiggles in the picture above aren't your thing, perhaps you would consider a cold one the evening beforeor the evening of the heavy stuff. It would be a fine time to renew friendships and chat about skin on frames and idiopathic hypertrophic subaortic stenosis. In any event,

Paddle safe...

DS