A long-guarded family secrete:

I took this picture of Lady Linda's Mother at a party at our house this past weekend. In addition to portraying a great elder, it reveals a long held secret about my wife's family, one that I reveal here for the first time. Even now, as I am about to tell the world of our secret, I find I cannot say it directly and can only give you clues.

1, She talks in an unusual way. Example: Going to the store, I am."

2, She can levitate objects if she concentrates enough.

3, She is amazing with a laser sword.

4, Her first borne, a small lad named Yoda, is famous.

Don't believe me? Then, stare at the picture for a while....and may the force be with you.

Paddle safe...

DS